May I please request of all of you once again to follow my requested guidelines before submitting a message to me? There are honestly not that many of them to contend with and it would alleviate a lot of my frustration to not wake up to the same old been-there-done-that type of stuff. Some messages I have received of late are very careful to either toe that line in an attempt to smudge across it or blatantly cross over it in some form or another. It’s possible that some of you may have missed that I’ve set some guidelines, so consider this post my reminder that I am no longer willing to entertain everything that passes through.

columbine-1999:

If you had one minute to say anything to Eric and Dylan, at any point in their life, before or after the massacre, what would you say?

The first thing to fly out of my mouth would absolutely be “you stupid little fucks, the both of you”. *laughs* I don’t think it’d be appreciated at all, but it has to be said because I am so goddamn frustrated with those two you have no idea. It’d all be downhill from there – you’d probably get a pretty impressive screaming match (“get your shit together!”, “you don’t get to tell me what to do!”) between Eric and yours truly while Dylan’d be eyerolling and snarking about it in the corner and secretly contemplating offing the both of us. Or something like that. I seriously cannot see that one minute end in anything but a ragefest.